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Inconsoleable #30 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
03/07/2013, No Comments

Microwave insructions always had weird names like Zillion, or Zollion, or Zallupf back then. << backarchivenext &g ...

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Inconsoleable #29 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
01/07/2013, No Comments

“Sorry to interrupt your meeting druids, but i was just wondering if you’ve seen a sense of scale lying about? You k ...

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Inconsoleable #28 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
28/06/2013, No Comments

It’s like one of those Pokémon evolutionary charts in reverse. Fangra devolved into Fanghostra devolved into shabby c ...

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Inconsoleable #27 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
26/06/2013, No Comments

This game is only available through two means: purchase with a Burger King happy meal, wasting a wish on a genie. <&l ...

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Inconsoleable #26 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
24/06/2013, No Comments

Kid on left: just saw his own future. Kid on right: totally cool with future self. << backarchivenext >>File ...

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Inconsoleable #25 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
21/06/2013, No Comments

So generic it hurts. << backarchivenext >>File under: ‘where is the back half of your gun sir?’, thanks ...

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Inconsoleable #24 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
19/06/2013, No Comments

Yes, that Chad Kroeger lookin’ fool is an abomination, but given the options – these skanks chose the lesser of ...

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Inconsoleable #23 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
17/06/2013, No Comments

Who will save our city? Why these two fleshy condoms filled with walnuts wearing leather jackets, of course! << ba ...

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Inconsoleable #22 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
14/06/2013, No Comments

“Hank? It’s Phil, your old manager, look buddy I know I haven’t had much in the way of work for ya, but guess who ...

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Inconsoleable #21 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
12/06/2013, No Comments

A leap to a new system meant a new level of graphical detail, or in this case, a disturbingly detailed portrait of the r ...

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Inconsoleable #20 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
10/06/2013, No Comments

Because nothing screams ‘High-Tech’ like a confrontation on a hillside between cherub-demons and penis-less ninjas; ...

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Inconsoleable #19 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
07/06/2013, No Comments

Enter Alex Kidd: the bubblegum-cheeked, shaggy-haired, 70s-prisoner dressed man-child dweeb << backarchivenext > ...

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Inconsoleable #18 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
05/06/2013, No Comments

SEGA of America managed to undermine what was a brilliant mascot series with their awful Master System graph paper packa ...

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Inconsoleable #17 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
03/06/2013, No Comments

For fear of Donkey Kong being ‘too cutesy,’ CBS electronics decided to give it some more ‘edge’ via demonic ape, ...

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Inconsoleable #16 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
31/05/2013, No Comments

Exhibit A in ‘how to botch the easiest box art job ever’ << backarchivenext >>File under: terrible with ...

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Inconsoleable #15 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
29/05/2013, No Comments

I didn’t think leaning on a fence and wearing Lennon shades was that crazy – even for a pig… then I saw the de ...

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Inconsoleable #14 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
01/04/2013, No Comments

“He’s Back. He’s Meaner. He’s More Like Flash Gordon Cause Its A License Less Synonymous With The Eighties.” & ...

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Inconsoleable #13 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
27/03/2013, No Comments

Yes… Rick Dangerous… not Indiana anything… “the lawsuit starts here!” << backarchivenext >>  ...

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Inconsoleable #12 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
25/03/2013, No Comments

“Oh, if only a developer would make a game in which I could slum it digitally!” How snobby and highbrow do y ...

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Inconsoleable #11 A tribute to the most terrible box art that videogames have to offer
22/03/2013, No Comments

Crisis. You know, like the crisis of conscience you have when you nearly run a lady down then punch her co-worker in the ...